Presbyterian Writer

The other day, a Twitter friend referred to herself as a "Presby-writer." I liked the sound of that---reminded me of "Paperback Writer." We wrote a couple of lines back and forth on Twitter and I decided to finish it... We're like Lennon and McCartney. But y'know, decent and orderly.

Dear sir or madam, will you read my book? It's full of prayers, but with a funny hook It's based on a treatise by a man named John, It's a little long, But I want to be a Presbyterian Writer... Presbyterian Writer!

It's based on sermons that I thought were hits, They are wise, and you could use a couple bits. I tried to go and work for Lou-a-vull, But the jobs were null, So I'm gonna be a Presbyterian Writer... Presbyterian Writer!

Presbyterian Writer...

Of fame and glory I am assured But they pay me only just a dime a word I've tried to make it in the Century They rejected me But I'm gonna be a Presbyterian Writer... Presbyterian Writer!

I can't seem to write more than these blogposts few, 'Cause I write a sermon every week or two. I will write a book if I can find the time When I hit my prime, I am gonna be a Presbyterian Writer... Presbyterian Writer! Presbyterian Writer............